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[Mar. 7th, 2008|03:20 pm] |
In keeping with my theme of timely posting, here is this week's comic, and last week's comic. This week's comic is absolutely one hundred percent literal, and should be taken so.

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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:51 pm] |
I've been bad about keeping this journal updated with comics. (I think I've missed four of them, or something.) For whatever reason, the four or five seconds it takes to post just seem like an eternity.
So, here are a couple of comics.
Also, today, I've noticed a large number of people visiting my site from Finland. Hello Finlanders! Your language fascinates and confuses me! (It's all tucked in between a bunch of Slavic and a bunch of Germanic languages, yet so completely unlike all of them. Way to march to your own linguistic drummer, Finnish!)
So, with only minimally further ado:

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| New Comic(s) |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|12:11 pm] |
Two comics, both alike in dignity:

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[Jan. 18th, 2008|11:38 am] |
This week's comic, for your intellectual edification (Teaching Baby Paranoia, Inc. cannot be held responsible for edification based upon wrongfully stated "facts," and reserves the right to at some point in the future say "just kidding, Ha Ha!" and demand that you [the end-user] return said edification, the rightful property of Teaching Baby Paranoia, Inc.):
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| New Comic |
[Jan. 11th, 2008|11:24 am] |
Second week of January, and the second comic of January:
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| New Comic, New Year, New Comic Anniversary |
[Jan. 4th, 2008|11:23 am] |
Today marks the 8th anniversary of Teaching Baby Paranoia.
Eight years ago, I was: in my twenties; owned a car older than half my readership; lived by myself in a run-down apartment filled with unpacked boxes and a box filled with unopened mail (which remained unpacked/unopened until I moved out four years later); made videogames for a living; spent the vast majority of my disposable income on books, comics and CDs (this is probably still true); owned an inflatable chair that had moved from kitsch-ironic to in-use; spent 200+ per month on long distance phone bills.
Today, I: am in my thirties; share a car built eight years ago; live with my special lady friend in a nice, well maintained apartment; have unpacked boxes in the basement (as in: storage); freelance for a living; own zero items of inflatable furniture; spend nothing above the cost of a monthly cell-phone plan on phone bills; have a cat
There you have it.
New comic:
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| new comic |
[Dec. 24th, 2007|09:58 am] |
This week's comic, presented in nauseating four-color glory.
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| New Comic |
[Dec. 14th, 2007|11:38 am] |
I haven't posted any comics here in a while. For no reason other than bad inertia.
This week's comic was one of the most entertaining to write. The idea (however stupid) flowed smoothly with little revision and had a natural cadence that usually I spend hours trying to wrangle.Drawing it --however-- was a chore. For whatever reason, none of the panels looked quite right.

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[Nov. 9th, 2007|11:01 am] |
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The second and final parts of "The Sound and the Furry."

The third part contains what I consider to be the most objectionable word I've used in the 410 episodes of Teaching Baby Paranoia. Ultimately, I felt it was the right word in context. And there you have it.
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| new week, new comic |
[Oct. 26th, 2007|12:34 pm] |
Visually, I'm trying something a little bit different here. This is a technique I'll be using for "The Lower Kingdom," and one that while I like the look of it, takes forever to execute.
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| New Comic |
[Oct. 19th, 2007|11:55 am] |
The conclusion to the three part story "The Bifurcate Skull." (Which kinda sounds like a Hardy Boys mystery. It isn't though. Just to be clear.)
A couple of weeks/months ago, I mentioned the forthcoming new GN/webcomic called The Lower Kingdom. It's still forthcoming. I jumped the gun a bit in announcing it. Staring at the pages I had finished, I realized it required a bit of re-work on my part to make it satisfactory. Basically, in matters of long-form comics, I'm a bit picky. And also a bit tentative (the body of my comics work being the episodic comics of Teaching Baby Paranoia).
Sorry about that.
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[Oct. 12th, 2007|12:22 pm] |
I've been pretty bad about keeping up with posting my weekly comic here on Live Journal. Perhaps it's that forty-five seconds of labor it takes to do so that's keeping me from, well, doing so.
So, skipping a couple of comics, here are the latest two: Titled The Bifurcate Skull, Part One of Three and The Bifurcate Skull, Part Two of Three.
( After the jump. ) |
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| New Illustration |
[Aug. 30th, 2007|01:14 pm] |
Again, for no particular reason...
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| Comic #399 in a series |
[Aug. 30th, 2007|01:09 pm] |
Prelude to the big 400th episode (on my site tomorrow; here when I get around to posting it [probably nine months from now, given my track record]).
( Clicky Clicky ) |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|09:37 pm] |
A new illustration posted for no particular reason.
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| New Comics |
[Aug. 17th, 2007|02:22 pm] |
Last night I went to the first round of the World Series of Vintage Base-Ball (that would be baseball played by late 19th century rules) between the Westfield Wheelmen and the Hartford Senators. In addition to old timey uniforms, rules and equipment, it was most notable for the manic -Keystone Kops- style of play. While enjoying the sights from the Berskshire Brewing Company's beer garden 11 runs were scored by the Wheelmen. It's quite an entertaining style of play. When the umpire (singular) wasn't certain of a play at 2nd base, he petitioned the crowd (called in the vernacular a "Crank Call;" crank being the not quite pejorative epithet given to the crowd).
Anyway, enough about baseball, here are Teaching Baby Paranoia numbers 397 and 398.
( After the cut. ) |
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| Illustration: The Cryptid's Descent |
[Aug. 6th, 2007|08:02 pm] |
Here's an illustration I just finished (for no reason other than I wanted to do an illustration), titled "The Cryptid's Descent."
Some might recognize it as an homage to a painting by the mediocre renaissance artist Francia.
And so on.
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| newest comic (number 396 in a series) |
[Aug. 6th, 2007|08:00 pm] |
Posted late for your edification!
( Apres the jump. ) |
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| A comic |
[Jul. 20th, 2007|11:12 am] |
Imagine that...
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